| Epilogue / What We Can Learn From Turtles |
[Jan. 24th, 2009|04:27 pm] |
Metamorphosis has taken place.
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I will never log into this account again. I've registered a new journal, in which I will post only important things that need to be read. It will also be friends-only. Content will follow eventually. There is a lot we can learn from turtles.
terrapintao |
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| Crawling Over the Horizon |
[Nov. 7th, 2008|09:56 am] |
Last night, acclaimed author and comics artist Scott McCloud gave a talk at my school. It was awesome. He is an incredibly intuitive and creative man. He showed us several comics and explained their significance. I don't want to talk too much about it, but if you're interested in literature or comics at all I recommend you pick up his book Understanding Comics and check out ZOT! his online comic.
also, please look at this awesome comic:
Pup Ponders the Heat Death of the Universe |
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| Google Search |
[Aug. 13th, 2008|07:08 pm] |
Some things I've been meaning to look up online:
http://www.biomedrealty.com/property_landmark.asp# The Landmark at Eastview is a truly enormous monolith of a building. You can't really see from these pictures, but it is a towering structure that crosses Old Saw Mill River Road. I drive under it every week on the way to take a sample from the river near the MSG training facility down the road from it.
The chance of being struck by lightning is approximately 576,000 to 1 and the chance of actually being killed by lightning is approximately 2,320,000 to 1. (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning Where else?) |
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| This Year in a Nutshell |
[May. 27th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
"This is the end for you" "You won't do it!" "Can you imagine?" "Gypsy!" "G'DUSHHHHHH" "Can I have two pieces of french toast?" "Sir sir, would you like to see my ID?" "You spanish harlem mother-fucker" "I'm an adult" "He threw it down!" "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear" "Tokyo? Like the country?" "Fwaggit" "IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUEL!" |
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| (no subject) |
[Aug. 23rd, 2007|12:38 pm] |
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ZutgOyA9EY
I'm terrified of the solo. From Wikipedia: "...some even comparing it to "Jordan"or "Six" which are considered to be the most difficult tracks of the whole series." I bet it's harder than Jordan, because there's no easy intro thingy to build up star power. Speaking of which, Jordan is really hard...for most people.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3srkOPOR5UA
...yeah, he has no friends. |
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| Wolverine |
[Aug. 4th, 2007|08:19 am] |
First talks for Wolverine (movie) http://www.wizarduniverse.com/movies/wolverinemovie/005458455.cfm
If you don't want to read that whole thing, the highlights are: +Script written by David Benioff (Troy, Stay, Kite Runner, 25th Hour) +Starring Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Brian Cox (William Stryker), Tyler Mane (Victor Creed/Sabertooth) +Set 17 years prior to the first X-Men movie -No other X-Men will appear in the movie +Set to release sometime in the second half of 2008 |
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| Rock Band |
[Jun. 25th, 2007|07:03 pm] |
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Over at Kotaku.com they put up an article showing the Rock Band game's drum kit, guitar, and mic. They look cool. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2007|10:02 am] |
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I just beat Twilight Princess. That was the most epic game I have ever played. What can I possibly follow that up with? Shit, why doesn't Metroid come out until August?!? Ugh. Come on Nintendo, step it up! |
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| .....DRAW! |
[Jun. 16th, 2007|08:16 am] |
I'm going to do this because it's a good way to get back into drawing. Eventually I want to finish the green lantern and hell boy series I started that are covering small portions of the big blank spots of my walls.
This is copied from the Paris-Hilton-Lookalike <3
1.) Make 100 pics each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.
2.) No time limit so have fun
3.) The main picture should be drawn but not limited to. for all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the pic.
3a.) Pics should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the Da etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.
4.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that...... A.)You are in the challenge B.)What you have completed
5.) Make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic
6.) In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.
The list 1. Introduction 2. Love 3. Light 4. Dark 5. Seeking Solace 6. Break Away 7. Heaven 8. Away 9. Cut 10. Breathe 11. Memory 12. Insanity 13. Misfortune 14. Smile 15. Silence 16. Spit 17. Blood 18. Under 19. Gray 20. Fortitude 21. War 22. Mother 23. Distastefull 24. Want 25. Lurking 26. Europe 27. Foreign 28. Sorrow 29. Urban 30. Rain 31. Flower 32. Night 33. Wrath 34. Moon 35. Walk 36. Precious 37. See 38. Abandoned 39. Dream 40. 4:29 PM 41. Citric Acid 42. Still 43. Die 44. Two Roads 45. Two Guns 46. Drop 47. Dirt 48. Young 49. Preservatives 50. Breaking the Rules 51. Sport 52. Old 53. Desecrate 54. Tower 55. Need 56. Biohazard 57. Sacrificial 58. Kick in the Head 59. No Way Out 60. Desert 61. Fairy Tale 62. Voodoo 63. Do Not Disturb 64. City 65. Horrorific 66. Snow 67. Drum 68. Hero 69. Annoyance 70. 67% 71. Obsession 72. Mislead 73. I. Can't. 74. Confrontation 75. Mirror 76. Broken 77. Testament 78. Drink 79. FUCK [if this theme offends you, you may do the alternate theme "Balk"] 80. Words 81. Pen and Paper 82. + 83. Heal 84. Cold 85. Sick 86. Seeing Red 87. Hunger 88. Pain 89. Through the Fire 90. Triangle 91. Drown 92. Rape 93. Iron 94. Soft 95. Advertisement 96. Storm 97. Safety 98. Puzzle 99. Alone 100. Gone |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 27th, 2007|11:37 am] |
The week in review:
-28 Weeks Later: Skip it if you've seen Land of the Dead.
+Spiderman 3: Close your eyes for approx. 25 minutes after he gets the black suit. Emo stuff. Otherwise, phenominal.
+Finally bought a Wii.
-Nobody ever friggin calls me back.
+Saw Conor Feehan at Fridays. It's nice when you see someone you haven't seen in like...six years and theyre friendly.
+Twilight Prinicess: Awesome.
+Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2: Lots of fun.
+Afro Samurai DVD: pwn. |
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| (no subject) |
[May. 22nd, 2007|07:34 pm] |
I watched a bunch of episodes of Smallville this morning. It is starting to suck.
Dan came over with his girlfriend. She is very nice.
I went to see 28 weeks later with Landies and Sam and Zack. Skip it.
If you'd like to hear my first attempt to record myself playing the guitar, follow the link: http://rapidshare.com/files/32836246/Since_U_Been_Gone.m4a I dropped the pick halfway through. You can tell, wen I mess up.
KELLY CLARKSON OR GTFO. |
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| Oh, Aquaman |
[May. 15th, 2007|07:47 pm] |
AQUAMAN, KING OF THE SEVEN SEAS, HAS FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU, MAN. BY GLEN WELDON
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First off, I don't talk to them. OK?
That's, like, the first thing. Let's start there.
It's not like I'm all, Hey, Peter Pufferfish, what's up? and he's all, Yo, nothing much, brah.
It doesn't work like that, all right? I mean, most of them don't even have brains, for one thing. They have maybe a bump at one end of their spinal cord, a pimply little swelling of ganglia, if they're lucky.
Language is not a looming issue, is what I'm saying.
No, how it works is: I command them. Period, the end. Command, as in bend them to, you know, my will and whatnot. Fuckin' A.
Even the ones with actual for-real brains, the cetaceans. If I want, you know, a pod of Burmeister's porpoise to ram the hell out of Black Manta's Manta Sub, that shit gets done. If I totally want, like, a southern minke whale to go hump a giant squid (its most hated enemy, by the way), I just go doodoodoodoodoodoo and it's like Show World down there. Not that I would, because, you know, gross, but I'm just saying: I don't ask. I'm not going to be all, If you wouldn't mind terribly much, please, Mr. Southern Minke Whale, go get your nasty freak on with that giant squid.
Just, you know, FYI.
And it's not training. I read that on some blog: "He just trains them to do all that."
Dude, I can get 6 million krill to gunk up the engine of a getaway ship by having them hurl themselves up the intake jets. Mass sea-monkey suicide. OK? Try that shit with operant conditioning, with some big-titted blondie waggling a smelt, see what you get. Think they're meting out kick-ass sea justice over at Epcot? Shyeah.
But everyone takes their shot. Fucking YouTube and shit. Cartoon Network. Suddenly every hacky comic's got a tight five-minute chunk on lame old Aquaman. "Haw haw haw, he's so laaaaame, hee hee hee, go talk to a guppy!"
It's all good. Somehow I manage to suffer through it. I soldier bravely the fuck on, comforted only by the small but telling fact that I'm absolute goddamn ruler of—what was it again?—oh, yeah: the EARTH.
The PLANET.
And you, you're, like, star of open-mike night at the Mirth Shack in Jacksonville. And your MySpace blog? OMG! ROTFLMAO!
You used to be cool, man.
When you were a kid, you'd sit at the bottom of the Stupaks' pool, remember? Used to sit there and pretend the kickboard between your knees was Storm the Giant Seahorse, and you'd stay under for as long as you could, going doodoodoodoodoodoo.
Remember there was that orange T-shirt you had? Remember that? That was cool.
You sure seemed like a happy little kid.
But, you know, I get it. Whatever, that was a long time ago. Now you're all, Wonder Woman never even let him fly her plaaaane, and whatnot. And that's, you know, fine.
I could command you. You, those Robot Chicken assholes, alla y'all. Command you all to, you know, quit it.
I don't make, like, a big deal about that, but I could. You're just a fish at heart, dude. Down deep in your forebrain. I fuckin' could.
But I won't. That's not how I roll. I'm a hero. Plus, I'm King of the Seven Seas, so, you know, I got shit to do, right?
No, it's fine. You rock on with your bad self, dude. Mazel tov.
Seriously, though, leave my lady out of it. That's not cool, man. Mera, she doesn't get it like I do. She's sensitive. I start hearing you talking shit about her, or her hard-water powers, or that time she turned evil, and I will fuck your shit up. Count on it. |
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