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Epilogue / What We Can Learn From Turtles [Jan. 24th, 2009|04:27 pm]
Metamorphosis has taken place.

*****

I will never log into this account again. I've registered a new journal, in which I will post only important things that need to be read. It will also be friends-only. Content will follow eventually. There is a lot we can learn from turtles.

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Crawling Over the Horizon [Nov. 7th, 2008|09:56 am]
Last night, acclaimed author and comics artist Scott McCloud gave a talk at my school. It was awesome. He is an incredibly intuitive and creative man. He showed us several comics and explained their significance. I don't want to talk too much about it, but if you're interested in literature or comics at all I recommend you pick up his book Understanding Comics and check out ZOT! his online comic.

also, please look at this awesome comic:

Pup Ponders the Heat Death of the Universe
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Google Search [Aug. 13th, 2008|07:08 pm]
Some things I've been meaning to look up online:

http://www.biomedrealty.com/property_landmark.asp#
The Landmark at Eastview is a truly enormous monolith of a building. You can't really see from these pictures, but it is a towering structure that crosses Old Saw Mill River Road. I drive under it every week on the way to take a sample from the river near the MSG training facility down the road from it.

The chance of being struck by lightning is approximately 576,000 to 1 and the chance of actually being killed by lightning is approximately 2,320,000 to 1.
(source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightning Where else?)
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This Year in a Nutshell [May. 27th, 2008|08:18 pm]
"This is the end for you"
"You won't do it!"
"Can you imagine?"
"Gypsy!"
"G'DUSHHHHHH"
"Can I have two pieces of french toast?"
"Sir sir, would you like to see my ID?"
"You spanish harlem mother-fucker"
"I'm an adult"
"He threw it down!"
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear"
"Tokyo? Like the country?"
"Fwaggit"
"IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DU-DUEL!"
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4chan rules [Mar. 26th, 2008|04:38 pm]
LOL 4chan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Anonymous_Scientology_9_by_David_Shankbone.JPG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Chanology
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Brohemian Rhapsody [Nov. 21st, 2007|11:22 am]
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1781938
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Goals for '08 [Nov. 21st, 2007|11:09 am]
1. Ball pit.

http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/11/19/growing-up/
http://turingcompletewasteoftime.blogspot.com/2007/11/im-grown-up-now.html

Why the hell not?

2. Awesome pet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iguana

The closest thing to a velociraptor I can legally own.

3. Girlfriend.


I only drink her flavor of vitamin water.

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Platinum Mach 14 [Nov. 17th, 2007|07:33 pm]
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

I can't wait for parody to become reality. I will stop using an electric razor when normal ones have more blades.
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Turkish Cinema [Nov. 10th, 2007|09:30 pm]
Turkish Star Wars.

Training montage:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cufQD5Y31ZA

Final Battle:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NbYczbBlatA

Turkish ET:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0U-M9W4nKw

We should bomb Turkey. No real reason necessary after seeing this shit.
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This'n'That [Nov. 6th, 2007|06:59 pm]
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Chinese Cirque de Soliel [Oct. 24th, 2007|09:03 pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=N5lN96dgt_Y

Nuts.
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Yo Broski...two Heinikens! [Oct. 12th, 2007|04:46 pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

PROTEINNNN!!!!!! MAAA!!!!!!
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TFAF Conquered [Oct. 7th, 2007|01:18 pm]
Man heats Guitar Hero III, developers stunned.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/view.php?id=363

Apparently, you're not supposed to be able to beat Through Fire and Flames.
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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2007|10:30 pm]
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2025174654
Soccer

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1128526833
Kid bouncing into wall

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1390911118
Ninja
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2007|01:16 pm]
I bought an Ocarina yesterday, and I'm going t learn how to play it really well and impress girls. Yeah.

Ocarina
http://www.wikihow.com/Play-the-Ocarina

Ocarina with your hands!
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Ocarina-with-Your-Hands

And on a more serious note (pun intended) here is the complete song list for Guitar Hero III which comes out October 20th.
http://kotaku.com/gaming/rumor/leaked-guitar-hero-iii-track-list-302090.php

And here's a cool math video. The Klein Four Group singing "Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
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Light Weight [Aug. 28th, 2007|03:20 pm]
Ronnie Coleman, Mr. Olympia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ziOhn-rD7Y

YEAAAAHHHH BUDDYYYYY!!!!!
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2007|12:38 pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ZutgOyA9EY

I'm terrified of the solo. From Wikipedia: "...some even comparing it to "Jordan"or "Six" which are considered to be the most difficult tracks of the whole series." I bet it's harder than Jordan, because there's no easy intro thingy to build up star power. Speaking of which, Jordan is really hard...for most people.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3srkOPOR5UA

...yeah, he has no friends.
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(no subject) [Aug. 14th, 2007|09:10 am]
Hard Gay saves a ramen shop.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UqDtUtAOUyM

Super Wrong vs. Gomimon. Kaiju fights.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jdddq2dOhaY
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2007|07:06 pm]
If your name is Lucas, don't google yourself.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sY5zaDZq0sc

Lucas...with the lid off.

Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.......let it drain.
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(no subject) [Aug. 4th, 2007|09:49 pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LtfQg4KkR88

Brett you got it goin onnnnnnnn
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Wolverine [Aug. 4th, 2007|08:19 am]
First talks for Wolverine (movie)
http://www.wizarduniverse.com/movies/wolverinemovie/005458455.cfm

If you don't want to read that whole thing, the highlights are:
+Script written by David Benioff (Troy, Stay, Kite Runner, 25th Hour)
+Starring Hugh Jackman (Wolverine), Brian Cox (William Stryker), Tyler Mane (Victor Creed/Sabertooth)
+Set 17 years prior to the first X-Men movie
-No other X-Men will appear in the movie
+Set to release sometime in the second half of 2008
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I AM IRON MAN [Jul. 29th, 2007|01:23 pm]
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William Freaking Shatner [Jul. 25th, 2007|09:39 pm]


WHAT THE HELL?
It's so....cool....
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(no subject) [Jul. 18th, 2007|08:26 pm]
Play Chess on Rollercoasters.
http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/

Simpsonize yourself.
http://www.simpsonizeme.com/
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(no subject) [Jul. 15th, 2007|10:37 am]
Drinking out of Cups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skCV2L0c6K0

Die Hard Music Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

The Merril Howard Kalin show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5quo2APwcZk

Read a Book
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqa7cbdOC8
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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2007|08:55 pm]
Samurai Jack and 300. Probably the most awesome thing since Transformers and G. I. Joes.

http://www.youtube.com/jp.swf?video_id=owJd-pSsgN0&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/owJd-pSsgN0/default.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJItr-AKbJJlgwqlaLn1aS7

http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm

Find out what the most popular song was when you were born. Or whenever, really.
When I was born it was Livin on a Prayer. Hot.
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#58 A Kick to the [Screw-On] Head [Jul. 9th, 2007|08:34 pm]
CURSE YOU EMPEROR ZOMBIE! )

PS- Emperor Zombie and Screw-On Head are McFarlane characters from The Amazing Screw-On Head. Watch it. I COMMAND YOU!
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#49 Preservatives [Jul. 8th, 2007|11:38 am]
oh look, it's Gung )
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Rock Band [Jun. 25th, 2007|07:03 pm]
Over at Kotaku.com they put up an article showing the Rock Band game's drum kit, guitar, and mic. They look cool.
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(no subject) [Jun. 24th, 2007|10:02 am]
I just beat Twilight Princess. That was the most epic game I have ever played. What can I possibly follow that up with? Shit, why doesn't Metroid come out until August?!? Ugh. Come on Nintendo, step it up!
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2007|08:21 am]
Somebody posted this on 4chan this morning:
METAL GEAR?!?!?
No, it's not two asian guys. It's the first Metal Gear.

Also, Here starts the beginning of Screen Name people.
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2007|06:01 pm]
Today's Penny Arcade made me laugh SO hard.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/06/22

Also, this chipmunk reminds me of Joe Galbo
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1764124
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(no subject) [Jun. 21st, 2007|07:42 pm]
Japanese Tetris game show.

YATAAAAAA!!!!
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Mortal Kombat Fatalities [Jun. 18th, 2007|05:41 pm]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eVq1kvXaMMM

Oh. My. God.

Should...have...sent a ......poet.....
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#2 Love [Jun. 17th, 2007|08:45 am]
Boba Fett gets all the ladies )
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.....DRAW! [Jun. 16th, 2007|08:16 am]
I'm going to do this because it's a good way to get back into drawing. Eventually I want to finish the green lantern and hell boy series I started that are covering small portions of the big blank spots of my walls.

This is copied from the Paris-Hilton-Lookalike <3

1.) Make 100 pics each pic having a theme listed below. Each pic should have ONE and only ONE theme to it, for it to count.

2.) No time limit so have fun

3.) The main picture should be drawn but not limited to. for all fair purposes, people are allowed to use their paint programs and photo shop to create the pic.

3a.) Pics should be of own artistic ability. You may not edit photos, or break any other rules set out in the Da etiquette policy. Your pics can be anything from sketches and doodles to great master pieces. Just have fun with it.

4.) The list below is to be placed somewhere in your journal for others to see that......
A.)You are in the challenge
B.)What you have completed

5.) Make sure to update this list and check off what is done and make a link to the pic

6.) In the comments for your art work note if it is part of the list and what ONE theme it is.

The list
1. Introduction
2. Love
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace
6. Break Away
7. Heaven
8. Away
9. Cut
10. Breathe
11. Memory
12. Insanity
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Spit
17. Blood
18. Under
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. War
22. Mother
23. Distastefull
24. Want
25. Lurking
26. Europe
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Urban
30. Rain
31. Flower
32. Night
33. Wrath
34. Moon
35. Walk
36. Precious
37. See
38. Abandoned
39. Dream
40. 4:29 PM
41. Citric Acid
42. Still
43. Die
44. Two Roads
45. Two Guns
46. Drop
47. Dirt
48. Young
49. Preservatives
50. Breaking the Rules
51. Sport
52. Old
53. Desecrate
54. Tower
55. Need
56. Biohazard
57. Sacrificial
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Desert
61. Fairy Tale
62. Voodoo
63. Do Not Disturb
64. City
65. Horrorific
66. Snow
67. Drum
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%
71. Obsession
72. Mislead
73. I. Can't.
74. Confrontation
75. Mirror
76. Broken
77. Testament
78. Drink
79. FUCK [if this theme offends you, you may do the alternate theme "Balk"]
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. +
83. Heal
84. Cold
85. Sick
86. Seeing Red
87. Hunger
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle
91. Drown
92. Rape
93. Iron
94. Soft
95. Advertisement
96. Storm
97. Safety
98. Puzzle
99. Alone
100. Gone
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(no subject) [Jun. 13th, 2007|05:20 pm]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86DEKFissl4

I am Buckethead, the weirdest EVER.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6363596768577650248&q=type%3Amusic_video

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6913337229934669069&q=chris+aha&total=80&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

I DON'T KNOOOOWWWWWW
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2007|11:37 am]
The week in review:

-28 Weeks Later: Skip it if you've seen Land of the Dead.

+Spiderman 3: Close your eyes for approx. 25 minutes after he gets the black suit. Emo stuff. Otherwise, phenominal.

+Finally bought a Wii.

-Nobody ever friggin calls me back.

+Saw Conor Feehan at Fridays. It's nice when you see someone you haven't seen in like...six years and theyre friendly.

+Twilight Prinicess: Awesome.

+Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2: Lots of fun.

+Afro Samurai DVD: pwn.
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2007|07:34 pm]
I watched a bunch of episodes of Smallville this morning. It is starting to suck.

Dan came over with his girlfriend. She is very nice.

I went to see 28 weeks later with Landies and Sam and Zack. Skip it.

If you'd like to hear my first attempt to record myself playing the guitar, follow the link:
http://rapidshare.com/files/32836246/Since_U_Been_Gone.m4a
I dropped the pick halfway through. You can tell, wen I mess up.

KELLY CLARKSON OR GTFO.
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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2007|09:44 pm]
I can't believe it took this long for this You Tube video to come to my attention. This is without a doubt the epitome of Burke Catholic garbage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LBtsuCUnug

Kerry Sullivan, laugh your ass off.
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Oh, Aquaman [May. 15th, 2007|07:47 pm]
AQUAMAN,
KING OF THE SEVEN SEAS,
HAS FUCKING HAD IT
WITH YOU, MAN.
BY GLEN WELDON

- - - -

First off, I don't talk to them. OK?

That's, like, the first thing. Let's start there.

It's not like I'm all, Hey, Peter Pufferfish, what's up? and he's all, Yo, nothing much, brah.

It doesn't work like that, all right? I mean, most of them don't even have brains, for one thing. They have maybe a bump at one end of their spinal cord, a pimply little swelling of ganglia, if they're lucky.

Language is not a looming issue, is what I'm saying.

No, how it works is: I command them. Period, the end. Command, as in bend them to, you know, my will and whatnot. Fuckin' A.

Even the ones with actual for-real brains, the cetaceans. If I want, you know, a pod of Burmeister's porpoise to ram the hell out of Black Manta's Manta Sub, that shit gets done. If I totally want, like, a southern minke whale to go hump a giant squid (its most hated enemy, by the way), I just go doodoodoodoodoodoo and it's like Show World down there. Not that I would, because, you know, gross, but I'm just saying: I don't ask. I'm not going to be all, If you wouldn't mind terribly much, please, Mr. Southern Minke Whale, go get your nasty freak on with that giant squid.

Just, you know, FYI.

And it's not training. I read that on some blog: "He just trains them to do all that."

Dude, I can get 6 million krill to gunk up the engine of a getaway ship by having them hurl themselves up the intake jets. Mass sea-monkey suicide. OK? Try that shit with operant conditioning, with some big-titted blondie waggling a smelt, see what you get. Think they're meting out kick-ass sea justice over at Epcot? Shyeah.

But everyone takes their shot. Fucking YouTube and shit. Cartoon Network. Suddenly every hacky comic's got a tight five-minute chunk on lame old Aquaman. "Haw haw haw, he's so laaaaame, hee hee hee, go talk to a guppy!"

It's all good. Somehow I manage to suffer through it. I soldier bravely the fuck on, comforted only by the small but telling fact that I'm absolute goddamn ruler of—what was it again?—oh, yeah: the EARTH.

The PLANET.

And you, you're, like, star of open-mike night at the Mirth Shack in Jacksonville. And your MySpace blog? OMG! ROTFLMAO!

You used to be cool, man.

When you were a kid, you'd sit at the bottom of the Stupaks' pool, remember? Used to sit there and pretend the kickboard between your knees was Storm the Giant Seahorse, and you'd stay under for as long as you could, going doodoodoodoodoodoo.

Remember there was that orange T-shirt you had? Remember that? That was cool.

You sure seemed like a happy little kid.

But, you know, I get it. Whatever, that was a long time ago. Now you're all, Wonder Woman never even let him fly her plaaaane, and whatnot. And that's, you know, fine.

I could command you. You, those Robot Chicken assholes, alla y'all. Command you all to, you know, quit it.

I don't make, like, a big deal about that, but I could. You're just a fish at heart, dude. Down deep in your forebrain. I fuckin' could.

But I won't. That's not how I roll. I'm a hero. Plus, I'm King of the Seven Seas, so, you know, I got shit to do, right?

No, it's fine. You rock on with your bad self, dude. Mazel tov.

Seriously, though, leave my lady out of it. That's not cool, man. Mera, she doesn't get it like I do. She's sensitive. I start hearing you talking shit about her, or her hard-water powers, or that time she turned evil, and I will fuck your shit up. Count on it.
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Heralds of Galactus [May. 15th, 2007|08:56 am]
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/wk_article.asp?cid=41414

Yes, please.
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Galactus, part II [May. 11th, 2007|08:40 am]
http://www.wizkidsgames.com/wk_article.asp?cid=41407

Oh my god. I am so there.
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The OOPS! List [May. 6th, 2007|10:08 am]
http://www.micom.net/oops/

Bloopers that kill.
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Unneccesary Toughness [Apr. 26th, 2007|06:28 pm]
http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7528

Please tell me someone out there in LiveJournal land knows what movie the asian guy punching throgh people is from. I must own it. NOW!

edit: http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/R/ricky.html

yessssssssss
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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2007|11:22 am]
New SNL digital short

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrvsNe5q-2o

Thoughts?
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2007|04:02 pm]
Samurai Superhero
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17933669/

Keith Richards is immortal.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17933669/
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(no subject) [Apr. 2nd, 2007|08:11 pm]
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1751447

This Ronnie Johns show is pretty funny.
(same show as the Animals are Better than You vid)
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2007|07:35 pm]
http://www.lebanoncircle.co.uk/DeadFairy.htm

I don't believe in faries.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBj4Ny19vfQ

^^stolen from some ninja's LJ
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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2007|06:31 pm]
http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBC26E493D6410FFA7BA45C4D257EDDC1D

Douche.
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